The Swimmer

FOOLS !

Major tourist attraction Alton Towers has banned Speedos and other types of tight swimming trunks at its Staffordshire site on grounds of taste.

Mumm... Tasty !

But it seems Alton Towers' bosses cannot stomach the types of swimwear that have featured at their waterpark, reckoning them "more suited to Spain than Staffordshire".

I think we could stomach that No Problem...

The company said that a number of men had been sporting tight trunks during the hot weather

Pity!

"We are also looking into offering complimentary male waxing, which will ensure preserve the dignity of all our guests."

Guess they maybe right though ?

You never know What might happen...

Given half a chance...

Lets hope !!!

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for you today...

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Orange


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It's what we want...

Saving the best

Till Last...

 

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Some or that Summer Bulge !